Q: What’s the difference between cricketers and condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.

Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What’s common between men and video?
A: Both go backward… Forward… Backward… Forward… Backward….
Forward… Stop and eject.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn’t come means you are in big trouble

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

7 Qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful &
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked “Why”?
The animals told him……… ..”Your tail is in front”

Last but not least
Secret of long life…
Morning two eggs, evening two pegs……and night between two legs!

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This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up.” “Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.”

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, ‘Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?’

The wife replied, “I did. They’re in your fishing box ……”

We got you an idea on how to determine if your girlfriend is cheating on you (for guys this time).

Try on it and let us know if it works 

> Guess Your Number

Have a try now!

The idea is simple – guide Pacman around the maze and eat all the little white dots whilst avoiding those nasty ghosts. If you eat a Power pill, you can ear the ghosts!

Occasionally, a fruit appears which gives you a bonus score when eaten.

Enough talk -  download the game now and have fun!