What is the Adult’s Q&A?
Adult Questions & Answers:
Harre Singh D’Thakur’
Q: What’s the difference between cricketers and condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.
Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What’s common between men and video?
A: Both go backward… Forward… Backward… Forward… Backward….
Forward… Stop and eject.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn’t come means you are in big trouble
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
7 Qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful &
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked “Why”?
The animals told him……… ..”Your tail is in front”

Last but not least
Secret of long life…
Morning two eggs, evening two pegs……and night between two legs!
LAUGHTER KEEPS OLD AGE AT BAY!







